Sci-Fi theatre with Prussia and Estonia!

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I would like to inform you of a special event going on, Tuesdays at 7pm EST. Myself and Eduard have decided to host a sci-fi soap opera.

Now, for those of you who cannot make the showing, we will also post the episodes here as well.
They're....pretty stupid.

BUT ANYWAYS. Onward with the show!

EPISODE 1:
[19:42:34] Gilbert Beilschmidt : o///o I love you.
[19:43:01] Eduard von Bock : I love you too. ouo
[19:45:39] Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...can we even get married?
[19:46:08] Eduard von Bock : ..
[19:46:17] Eduard von Bock : Let's move to Amsterdam. D: We can get married there!
[19:46:20] Eduard von Bock : Or.. Or Sweden!
[19:46:35] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Amster...dam?
[19:46:46] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Not Amsterdam.
[19:47:32] Eduard von Bock : Let's move to Uppsala. I can go to college there and we can get married. 8D
[19:48:09] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Toris! Just...make sure that you catch my bouquet!
[19:49:14] Eduard von Bock : eue Let's have cornflowers in the bouquet?
[19:49:25] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Of course.
[19:50:27] Eduard von Bock : Sounds good. and we'll find you a dress too. -kiss-
[19:50:41] Gilbert Beilschmidt : WAIT.
[19:50:46] Gilbert Beilschmidt : I can't get married.
[19:51:04] Eduard von Bock : Why. D:
[19:51:11] Gilbert Beilschmidt : I......I can't do it.
[19:51:48] Eduard von Bock : Nonsense. -pulls close~-
[19:52:14] Kateryna Braginskaya : *huddles with Toris to observe the drama*
[19:52:43] Gilbert Beilschmidt : -pulls away- N-No... I'm sorry.
[19:53:17] Eduard von Bock : Does your heart belong to another? ;n;
[19:53:38] Gilbert Beilschmidt : D8 Of course not.
[19:54:04] Eduard von Bock : ..A-are you with child? ;nnnn;
[19:54:24] Gilbert Beilschmidt : I'm not a lady!
[19:54:39] Eduard von Bock : ...You're not? D
[19:54:45] Eduard von Bock : ...wait, I knew that DDD:
[19:54:47] Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...
[19:54:56] Eduard von Bock : RIGHT.
[19:54:59] Eduard von Bock : ..so why.
[19:55:23] Eduard von Bock : ...I know. The aliens got to you, didn't they? D:
[19:55:36] Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...So, you knew...
[19:55:52] Eduard von Bock : I... That look in your eyes ;n; I could tell..
[19:55:59] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Whispers to Lovi* I thought boys didn't have babies....?
[19:56:09] Gilbert Beilschmidt : I'm sorry, I was going to tell you.
[19:56:15] Kateryna Braginskaya : ..... aliens?? >.> *looks at Toris for answer*
[19:56:17] Lovino Vargas : ...They don't.
[19:56:42] Eduard von Bock : You think I couldn't notice it in my own boyfriend?! ;A;
[19:56:52] Eduard von Bock : Y-you're just some cruel.. cruel.. thing! ;A;
[19:57:02] Toris Laurinaitis : No idea.
[19:57:18] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : But Eduard said.........?....Que?
[19:57:18] Gilbert Beilschmidt : -sniff- I wanted to! I swear! They wouldn't let me. D:
[19:57:41] Kateryna Braginskaya : *is very confuzzled*
[19:57:50] Lovino Vargas : ...He said...?
[19:58:10] Eduard von Bock : Well it's just too much! It's too much for me! ; A ; The late nights, the troubled look you always have!
[19:58:25] Eduard von Bock : ;~; I.. I CAN'T SLEEP BESIDE YOU ANYMORE KNOWING THIS, GILBERT.
[19:58:42] Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...So that's it?
[19:58:54] Eduard von Bock : It has to be! What else is there?!
[19:59:08] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Well. You should know, I did love you.
[19:59:19] Gilbert Beilschmidt : I guess...I guess this is goodbye Eduard.
[19:59:22] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : .....I'm lost-whats going on?! T___T
[19:59:33] Kateryna Braginskaya : .... >.>......they're... breakin up?
[19:59:43] Eduard von Bock : You.. ;A; You can still change, can't you?!
[19:59:45] Lovino Vargas : -moves closer to Tonio- ... >>
[19:59:52] Eduard von Bock : You don't have to listen to them anymore! You're your own person, damnit!
[20:00:44] Gilbert Beilschmidt : I try! It's hard! They're in my head, always saying things. Why can't you understand?!
[20:00:58] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Clings to Lovi*
[20:01:30] Eduard von Bock : Because I'm not a crazy bastard like you are! D: All you have to do is say no!
[20:02:30] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Well if that's what you think, then maybe it's better if we go our separate ways.
[20:03:16] Lovino Vargas : -clung to-
[20:03:21] Eduard von Bock : I.. No! We can't! I.. I never stopped loving you either! -grabs his hand- I need you!
[20:03:49] Gilbert Beilschmidt : How can you love me if you won't accept me for who I am?
[20:04:05] Gilbert Beilschmidt : -pulls away-
[20:04:18] Eduard von Bock : Because I love you for who you were! Before they changed you...
[20:04:33] Eduard von Bock : Before they all changed you. -grabs his hand-
[20:05:32] Gilbert Beilschmidt : That's not me anymore! I wish it were, but...it's not!
[20:05:52] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Stares at Gil and Ed for a moment* The Aliens are trying to break them apart *nods*
[20:06:21] Kateryna Braginskaya : *gasp*... but that's mean.. what about the wedding?? >.>
[20:06:32] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Wraps an arm around* I wonder if their love will be strong enough to survive....
[20:07:02] Eduard von Bock : We.. We can change you back. We can upload a virus to the mothership, and.. ;~;
[20:07:25] Lovino Vargas : ...When the hell did aliens become involved? D:
[20:07:47] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : When they impregnated Gil of course!
[20:07:56] Lovino Vargas : ...Huh?
[20:08:05] Gilbert Beilschmidt : I'm not the person you fell in love with. -strokes his cheek- I wan't to be with you, but every time I try ...I just want you to ...Take me to your leader.
[20:08:12] Toris Laurinaitis : …
[20:09:43] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : They abducted him, planted a chip in his brain and knocked him up-didn't you hear?
[20:09:52] Eduard von Bock : NO. D: I won't lose you to them! Not again! No more abductions! -PULLS HIM CLOSE-
[20:10:22] Lovino Vargas : ...No. D:
[20:10:45] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : Oh....well they said it *Watches intently*
[20:11:16] Lovino Vargas : ...Right... -watches-
[20:11:52] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Eduard.... -sobs into his shoulder-
[20:13:09] Eduard von Bock : It's okay.. It will be okay! No matter what they do, no matter how many disgusting alien babies you spawn.. We.. we will survive. ;n;
[20:13:35] Eduard von Bock : And we're having that wedding!
[20:13:51] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Sniff* How romantic! *dabs at eyes with sleeve*
[20:14:57] Gilbert Beilschmidt : You. ... -grabs his face and kisses him-
[20:15:10] Lovino Vargas : ...W-wow. >///>
[20:16:04] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : I know! *__*
[20:16:38] Eduard von Bock : Gilbert.. -pulls away and slaps him- D: T-this isn't you! My Gilbert would.. He would never kiss me so.. so lifelessly! ;A;
[20:17:10] Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...Dammit.
[20:17:23] Eduard von Bock : ..
[20:17:27] Eduard von Bock : Is your face okay? D:
[20:18:04] Gilbert Beilschmidt : ....heh heh heh.
[20:18:38] Eduard von Bock : ...-steps back-
[20:19:10] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Gasp!*
[20:19:12] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Are you sure you should be worried about my face?
[20:19:42] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Me, who killed your boyfriend and took on his form?
[20:20:10] Eduard von Bock : W-what did you do--YOU DIDN'T ; A ;
[20:20:16] Eduard von Bock : You couldn't have killed him!
[20:20:32] Lovino Vargas : O.O -clings to Tonio-
[20:20:35] Gilbert Beilschmidt : -smirk-
[20:20:47] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Oh, but I did.
[20:21:15] Eduard von Bock : You.. No! H-how?! ; A ; -falls to knees dramatically-
[20:21:27] Gilbert Beilschmidt : You mean you didn't notice?
[20:21:38] Eduard von Bock : I... I just thought...
[20:21:40] Gilbert Beilschmidt : You must have loved him less than you thought.
[20:22:03] Eduard von Bock : YOU TAKE THAT BACK! You can't even understand love, much less judge mine!!
[20:22:50] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Love? What a pointless thing. You humans waste so much of your life on it, yet...it hinders you so much.
[20:23:41] Eduard von Bock : We.. were going to spend our life together ;n; And have a farm... and chickens.. a-and kids D:
[20:23:50] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Runs off to make popcorn*
[20:24:01] Toris Laurinaitis : -watches intensely
[20:24:28] Eduard von Bock : How.. how could you, you monster! ;n;
[20:25:51] Gilbert Beilschmidt : It was easy enough.
[20:26:33] Eduard von Bock : You.. You're lying ;n; You're keeping him somewhere!
[20:27:08] Lovino Vargas : -watches Tonio run off- o.o!!
[20:27:36] Gilbert Beilschmidt : I feel no need to lie, after all...I'm awesome.
[20:28:18] Eduard von Bock : You.. You will never be as awesome as him! -takes back to his feet again- You.. You won't get away with this!
[20:28:50] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Oh, but I already have. -cackle-
[20:29:43] Eduard von Bock : No! I know you never would have killed him! He was too valuable to your cause.. and to me! But you'll never take me!
[20:30:13] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Returns with popcorn and cuddles up to Lovi* What happened while I was gone?
[20:30:20] Gilbert Beilschmidt : Hmph, he was dying anyway. I don't need such a useless fleshbag.
[20:30:40] Gilbert Beilschmidt : You, however, still show potential.
[20:33:29] Gilbert Beilschmidt : -smiles softly and takes his hand- Think about it. We could still be together, forever.
[20:33:39] Eduard von Bock : I.. No! He wasn't! He.. he's more than just some..
[20:33:44] Lovino Vargas : Something about awesome?
[20:33:49] Eduard von Bock : ...-slaps his hands away- You're not him!
[20:34:00] Gilbert Beilschmidt : -frown-
[20:34:12] Gilbert Beilschmidt : I guess there is no other choice then.
[20:35:33] Eduard von Bock : AND THAT CONCLUDES EPISODE ONE. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER AWESOME INSTALLMENT AND THE FATE OF PLANET EARTH.
[20:35:36] Eduard von Bock is Disconnected on Tue 07 Dec 2010, 8:35 pm
[20:36:33] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : 0______o It....ended?
[20:36:51] Toris Laurinaitis : ..........
[20:36:52] Gilbert Beilschmidt is Disconnected on Tue 07 Dec 2010, 8:36 pm

EPISODE TWO:

[19:28:40 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Eduard. Join me.
[19:30:42 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Join you? ;n;
[19:31:28 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Give me your body D<
[19:32:15 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : I could use it for much greater things than you have been ono
[19:33:22 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : ..
[19:33:40 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : B-but ; ; You already have Gilbert's body!
[19:33:58 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Why would you need mine?! You.. you already took.. the man I loved ;____;
[19:34:56 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : It's not enough! I need your brain. This one is full of cars.
[19:35:48 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : I know how your kind works!
[19:35:55 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : I did. Yours. Now give it.
[19:36:30 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : You should have picked the right one to start with!
[19:36:35 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : I'll never give up to you! D:<
[19:37:45 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : You know nothing, pitiful Earthling! I'll just have to take it by force then.
[19:39:20 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : You'll take nothing and you'll like it. :I -steps back away-
[19:40:18 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -grabs his shirt- You're in no position to tell me what to do!
[19:42:13 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : But I am! -grabs his wrists- I have.. the virus.
[19:42:59 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...You...You lie!
[19:43:40 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : What reason would I have to lie to you?
[19:44:23 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : You want to trick me. I won't believe it, no one has the virus. It's a myth.
[19:45:26 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Now my finger is all swollen D: ))
[19:46:49 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : W-well, then don't believe me! I: But... but when it happens--and it will happen,--you'll regret it.
[19:48:25 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -scowl- Well, then I'll have to work quickly, for the glory of my people.
[19:49:02 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : and now for a commerical break brought to you by our sponsors.

~*~*~*~*~*~ COMMERCIAL BREAK~*~*~*~*~*~

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[19:51:10 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Because all other dish soaps are cubic zirconium.
[19:51:14 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : -shrugs- I wasn't here for the first..."episode" so I don't know what's going on.
[19:52:29 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : Hmmm.....*Sigh* so many plot gaps....
[19:52:46 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : ((Nice Gil, Nice....))
[19:53:00 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Cars cars cars! Everyone should buy a car right now from DEALERSHIP caarrrss~
[19:53:31 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : These cars are so affordable, our main branch is the Dollar Store!
[19:53:37 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : -shrugs- It's...interesting though so...enjoy it.
[19:53:45 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : We'll give you TWO cars for your purchase!
[19:53:53 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : A car for a dollar? Awesome!))
[19:54:12 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Can't drive? NO PROBLEM! We'll even give your BABY a car. If Italians can do it, so can you!
[19:54:21 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : ........
[19:54:35 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : LOVIIIIIIIII~ *Drags into watching corner too*
[19:54:54 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : -dragged- o.o;;
[19:55:07 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : Hello Feliciano~ -waves-
[19:55:09 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ((A-As the Italians come in __
[19:55:11 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ))*
[19:55:25 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : Nice Gil xD))
[19:55:28 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : ((Smoooth Gil....))
[19:56:01 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Relocates watching corner to the couch*
[19:56:15 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : -moves to couch-
[19:56:45 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ((I don't watch tv, what other kinds of commercials are there? ;n; ))
[19:56:54 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : ..Food.))
[19:57:08 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : (( Other TV shows. ))
[19:57:13 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : -is suddenly relocated to the couch-
[19:57:15 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Food! Everyone loves food, right?
[19:57:17 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : RIGHT.
[19:57:28 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : ... -sits in Tonio's lap-
[19:57:33 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Well, if you buy our food, it's naturally organic and homemade to be super healthy~
[19:58:09 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : It's made fresh daily
[19:58:09 14/01/11] Ivan Braginski : .
[19:58:15 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -running out of steam here-
[19:58:48 14/01/11] Ivan Braginski : (( What kind of food! ))
[19:59:07 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ((Every food ever))
[19:59:25 14/01/11] Ivan Braginski : (( I mean... Cakes, or tins of beans? ))
[19:59:26 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Has italian, is pleased*
[19:59:31 14/01/11] Ivan Braginski : (( Ah... K? ))
[19:59:36 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : ((Random Generic Food))
[19:59:44 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Type
[19:59:48 14/01/11] Ivan Braginski : (( ...Gluten/wheat free? ))
[20:00:13 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : THIS IS A GROCERY STORE BY THE WAY. SHOP HERE 8I
[20:01:13 14/01/11] Ivan Braginski : (( World wide? ))
[20:01:52 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Near, far, whereever you are, if you neeeeed some groceries, come buy them, hee-eeerre~
[20:01:55 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : ((Shush Ivan, you're killing the vagueness))
[20:02:10 14/01/11] @ Feliciano Vargas : ...
[20:02:35 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : The vagueness is essential. I think.))
[20:02:41 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : -nuzzles and watches-
[20:05:19 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : *Cuddles*
[20:05:25 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : ((It is Hera, It is))
[20:07:22 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : Ah, alright then.))
[20:08:20 14/01/11] @ Feliciano Vargas : !
[20:08:33 14/01/11] Ivan Braginski : .
[20:08:39 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : >///>
[20:09:06 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : uh...uh...
[20:09:17 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -tries to think of more commercials-
[20:10:18 14/01/11] Ivan Braginski : (( ...Sanitary towels! They're on all the time in England! ))
[20:11:20 14/01/11] Heracles Karpusi : Disinfectants.))
[20:11:52 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : Ahaha~ You're blushing querido~
[20:12:02 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : ((Super glue!))
[20:12:16 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Germs are gross. If you're a mom, you know that germs are spread more easily by kids. Kids are gross.
[20:12:31 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : You're comfortable... >//>
[20:12:39 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : The one way to prevent this is to buy our disinfectant wipes.
[20:12:45 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : They disinfect things. 8D
[20:12:48 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : lots of things.
[20:13:00 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : BUY OUR DAMNED PRODUCT -the end-

~*~*~*~*~ COMMERCIAL BREAK, END~*~*~*~*~*~

[20:13:25 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : -has returned like a diva.-
[20:14:28 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : The glory of your people?! Your people know no glory! D:<
[20:16:07 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -scoff- Your pitiful race knows not what glory truly is.
[20:17:24 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Now, back to the mothership with you 8I
[20:17:28 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -hoists over a shoulder-
[20:19:02 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ((Goodnight Ivan!))
[20:19:34 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : ;A; I will not! I WON'T BE REDUCED TO A SERVANT FOR SOME SPINELESS ALIENS D:<
[20:19:41 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : -flails and kicks and sobs-
[20:23:35 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Relax, human child. You will be put to a much better purpose.
[20:24:37 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : I refuse to be used as.. as an animal! Or as some twisted alien sex slave! ; ; Youi'll pay for this! All of you will!
[20:25:24 14/01/11] Natalia Arlovskaya : ...*dumbfounded* /aka looks like a blank slate
[20:25:42 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Nonsense. This is for the greater good. All shall feel our wrath.
[20:26:55 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -carries to mothership-
[20:26:58 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Wrath?! What wrath! ; ; You're pathetic! All of you are pathetic!
[20:27:06 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : -carried to the mothership ;n;-
[20:28:56 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Say what you will, I have no use for the meaningless ideologies of your disgusting race.
[20:30:37 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -straps to a table-
[20:31:33 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : D: You can't do this! If... if I'm not back, there's people who will look for me! Your entire scheme will be unearthed!
[20:32:26 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Such a weak argument.
[20:33:15 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : My computer is set to unleash the virus if I don't check it too!
[20:33:55 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -twitch- Then we will just have to do it fast. -pulls out strange looking helmet-
[20:35:16 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : But.... but wait! D:
[20:35:23 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : I... I have a confession.
[20:37:23 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Oh?
[20:38:10 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : You... you've abducted my heart. ;n;
[20:38:46 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ....I have done no such thing. Your heart is in your body, fleshbag.
[20:39:37 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : I mean that I'm in love with you!
[20:40:45 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...Huh? I ...what? You're not supposed to be in love with me. Cease your chatter.
[20:42:31 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -shoves the helmet on his head-
[20:42:57 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : But.. but I want to have disgusting alien spawn with you! -grabs his hand-
[20:43:43 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -confused blink- ...-pulls his hand away- I would never mate with a lesser race than my own.
[20:45:34 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Then.. then we don't have to mate! We can just... talk. D:
[20:45:50 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Don't you... feel anything for me? It should.. feel a little like indigestion? :c
[20:46:25 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...I feel... repulsion. -sneer-
[20:47:30 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Yes! Yes, see, that's how my species tells love! And since you're in Gilbert's body....
[20:48:30 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Just.. just give me one chance!
[20:48:42 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...Hmm....-cups his cheek-
[20:49:34 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -backhands- I have long since squashed his pointless emotions.
[20:50:12 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : But you still have your own! Don't you?!
[20:50:33 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ....hmph. -switches on the machine-
[20:52:04 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : W-what?! No, no! ;A;
[20:53:57 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : WAHAHAHA! Soon you will all be our slaves and this wretched planet will burn.
[20:54:47 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Wait, wait!! Don't you still serve some higher power than you?! If.. if you stop then.. then we can rule the world together!
[20:55:24 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -pauses-
[20:55:51 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : We could team up...!
[20:56:08 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -switches off the machine-
[20:56:31 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : But first.. first you must love me! ;n;
[20:59:46 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Love? ...I have no need for it. Can't you just accept reluctant niceness?
[21:00:44 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : No. I: You're inside the man I love so you'll do this for me!
[21:02:16 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ....
[21:05:25 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Love is not an emotion I understand, I know not what you ask of me.
[21:07:21 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : -unstraps him anyway-
[21:07:52 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : It.. it just means that you're going to stay with me. -pitiful look-
[21:09:51 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...Don't look at me like that.
[21:10:33 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : B-but.. -grabs his hand- I need you..
[21:10:59 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : For what purpose? -glare-
[21:12:57 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : To fill the void in my abducted heart. ;n;
[21:13:19 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : I've already told you that your heart is in your body. ene
[21:14:17 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : But.. but you have stolen it from me.
[21:15:12 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...I did not. Look, it's still in your body -places a hand on his chest-
[21:15:59 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : ...I...I... I-if...if you want me to...damn it... I...sh-shit...I'll...I'll do it...
[21:16:00 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : -takes his hands.- But. but it could belong to you.
[21:20:58 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : I don't want your heart, I want your brain.
[21:23:26 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Well you can have all of me! ;A;
[21:23:50 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : ...Hmm...That does require less cleanup.
[21:24:29 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Not! Not to kill. :C
[21:25:13 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Exactly. It's best to leave you intact.
[21:27:45 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : I mean--Oh you're just helpless! ;A;
[21:28:00 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : THIS.. THIS WILL NEVER WORK. D:<
[21:28:55 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Your right! Harvesting your knowledge would be much quicker. -shoves him back on the table.
[21:29:12 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : Wha?--No! No, you can't do that either!
[21:31:17 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : Who are you to tell me what to do meatsack?
[21:33:13 14/01/11] Lovino Vargas : ...What?
[21:35:18 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : I am...
[21:35:21 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : I am your father.
[21:35:22 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : :c
[21:37:03 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : No! It can't be! That's impossible!
[21:37:47 14/01/11] Antonio FernandezCarriedo : I wasn't asking. Come. Here.
[21:38:10 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : It... is is. I just couldn't tell you. -srsface-
[21:39:15 14/01/11] @ Gilbert Beilschmidt : THUS ENDS THE SECOND SEGMENT OF SCI FI THEATRE. STAY TUNED NEXT WHENEVER FOR ANOTHER SEGMENT.
[21:39:28 14/01/11] Eduard von Bock : TALLY HO AND AWAYYYYYY